How to Justify an M79 Purchase to Your Wife

Father’s Day is coming up which makes this the perfect time to convince your wife you need a new blaster. If you’re not sure where to begin, don’t worry I’ve got you.

1. Exercise (cheaper than a 1-year gym pass)

M79 (and foam flinging in general) is cheaper than a yearlong gym membership. AND you’ll actually exercise. Seems like a win-win.

2. Removes Teens from Screens

Teenagers only get off the couch for something worth their time and the M79 offers that kind of quality. Playing with one of these will absolutely get them moving.

3. Saves Money Overall

It’s wayyy more durable than other nerf blasters. The M79 is built to last so it won’t be collecting dust or racking up expenses like your other broken blasters!

4. Education - Mechanical & Gun Safety

Nerf as a hobby is a great way to instill good gun safety habits into your older kids. It can be a way to teach about the proper way to handle actual firearms at an early age without the risk. 

The M79 can also teach older kids the basics of HPA mechanics. 

5. Memories with Family & Friends

Kids don’t stay young forever! Getting out to do some nerf with the kids can be a great way to create lasting memories that will stay stick around in the long-run.

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